I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace .
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I love you. Really. I do.
That is one big lot of inner peace going on over at Buttercup Lot. Wow! Now if I may excuse myself to go finish that chocolate poundcake in search of some inner peace--that or a case of diabetes.
I wish I had started some of those things so that I could finish them off. Instead, I think I hear the Blue Bell calling...mmmm, I love me some inner peace.
Shhhhh...don't tell our congregation, but I hear some G-n-T calling my name!
As always, you. crack. me. up.
This is excellent advice! I'm quite sure I've got a barely touched bottle of Tanqueray in the kitchen.
You are killing me! First your comment at Boomama's now this. I love you! Thanks for the laughs!
YOU are too funny!
MWAHAHA! I have an opened box of Blue Bunny Raspberry bars in the freezer...
Just what the good Doctor ordered!
You are the best!
Diane
You're little poem comment on Boomama's cleaning post has me so cracked up!
I'll be back to read more!
ROFLOL! This is where I feel like I need an explitive to express just how funny I found this one! But *sigh* alas, I gave them up years ago. Mostly.
All my family members in the next room want to know what's so funny.
you are hilarious.
Oh, goodie, because I think I'm neglecting the rest of the donuts. They look so sad... I will fulfill their destiny, thanks to your advice.
Clem...you have me in TEARS, woman, TEARS I say!!!
let's see, what must I clean out of the freezer? Hubbyman and I ate the last of the ice cream this week...maybe I can get to the commissary to get a tub o' cheesecake that TC mentioned a minute ago... yeah, it was half-finished. sure.
Love you, hon!
b
Oh my goodness! I needed that laugh, and now, I think I'll go retreive that half eaten dove dark chocolate bar. I always knew Dr. Phil was a genius!
Thanks Clementine!
~TaunaLen
I had to come and say hi. Your comments at boomamas are the best! They are so funny! : )
Blessings!
Hmm, I see a bag of m&m's that aren't finished. No wonder it feels like a war going on inside my soul.
You're too funny! I always love coming here!
I'm just surfing from blog to blog and noticed yours. I love your picture...looks a lot like my fourth grade pic. Very funny post, by the way. I will remember to take your advice when I feel the need for "calmness" Ha!
My husband wants to know what I am laughing at! Too hilarious. I am gonna go through my fridge RIGHT NOW!
That is hysterical!
How funny is that?!!! Thanks for the chuckle! Alright I really did LOL on that one.
God bless Dr. Phil and his fount of wisdom...
I thought you were going to say you looked around at unfinished things and got depressed--not Clemntine!
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